Poop Emoji Cookies
Total Time
1h 50m
20m prep · 90m cook
Servings
4 people
Rating
Difficulty
Hard
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Since my daughter is obsessed with emojis and especially the poop emoji, for her birthday this year I made these poop emoji cookies as a treat to share with her class. Needless to say, they were a huge hit! They are based on a German cookie recipe and are different than American cookies — pretty dry and not very sweet as in Germany cookies are always eaten with tea or coffee. I'll be making them again as Halloween cookies.

Ingredients

  • 2.5 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 cup confectioners' sugar
  • 0.75 cups unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 4 teaspoons baking powder
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla sugar
  • 1 pinch salt
  • 9 tablespoons unsalted butter , cubed
  • 0.25 cups milk
  • 1 egg

Instructions

  1. 1

    Combine flour, 1 cup confectioners' sugar, 3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons cocoa powder, baking powder, vanilla sugar, and salt in a large bowl. Work in butter with your fingers until mixture resembles small crumbs. Add milk and egg; knead into a soft dough. Place in a bowl, cover, and refrigerate for 30 minutes.

  2. 2

    Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.

  3. 3

    Roll dough into long, thin 8-inch ropes, pinching one end into a pointy tip. Arrange in the shape of a little poop-mound with the pointy tip on top; place onto the prepared baking sheet, leaving space between individual cookies.

  4. 4

    Bake in the preheated oven until lightly darkened on the bottom and dried, 10 to 12 minutes. Carefully remove from baking sheet and transfer onto a wire rack to cool completely, about 2 hours.

  5. 5

    Mix 3 tablespoons confectioners' sugar with lemon juice to form a thin icing. Glue 2 candy eyeballs on each poop cookie and let dry.

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